- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

your no better than a cockroach

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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