- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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