If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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