Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

i'm hard

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

men's rights activists

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Small Penis.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Men's rights

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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