Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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