What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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What? Huh?

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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