Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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i found waldo.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How old are you? 7

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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