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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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