- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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