Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

i saw amango it splootered

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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