knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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