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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What is life? Paul.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Fat? Jesse Z

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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