- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Jimmy Saville

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