- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

knock knock? come in

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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