Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Indians

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

like if your cool

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Anti Joke

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