Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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