- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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