A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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You are joking right?

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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