- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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