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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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