my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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