- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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