- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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