- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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