- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

I think everybody should have a penis.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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