A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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well use a tissue!

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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