Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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