Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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