I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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civil rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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