Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

where's mom I killed her

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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