- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Grace Ackerson

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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