A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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