What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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