I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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