Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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