- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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