whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Dwarf Shortage

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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No your aunties a joke

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Anti Joke

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