- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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