- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

bangers and mash?

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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