- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's 1+1? 69.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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