Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Pain Olympics.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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