- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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