- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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