- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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