- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anyone can post anything.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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