- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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