- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Yellow People !!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

So a horse walks into a barn.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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