- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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