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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

why did the blue berry cross the road

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

13 =B you just learned something

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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