How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Women's professional sports

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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