Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Whats 1+1? window!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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