- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

God is real.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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