What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

a black man pays his child support

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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