Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

scraggle is in you pillow case

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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