- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

12 in general

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Jimmy Saville

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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