What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Justin beiber comment if u get it

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

All of these jokes are about white people

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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