- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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