- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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