Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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