what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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