Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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