Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

homosexual rights to marriage

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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