- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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