- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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