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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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