If you have a stroke, call 000

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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The child was fired from his job.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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