- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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