What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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i dont fisish anythi

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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