Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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