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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

the economy.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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