What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Anti Joke

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