- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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