- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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