What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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