Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Anti Joke

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