Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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