A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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