- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

womens rights

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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