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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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