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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

What? Huh?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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