- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. Its open.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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