- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Apple hates Blackberry.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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