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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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