What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A man goes to the potty.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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