- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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