What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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