A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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bangers and mash?

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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