- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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