what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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