Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

I am a mime

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Cheese

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

your mom was so fat that she died.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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