- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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