- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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