- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.