- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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