- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

whats long and black? a baton

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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