- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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