- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Pain Olympics.

I think everybody should have a penis.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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