roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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