- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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