Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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