- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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