- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Chlamydia

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

My cat just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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