- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What's white and gluey Glue

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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