A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Anti Joke

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