- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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