Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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