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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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