- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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