What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Phew... it's gone.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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