Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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