What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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