2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's just not right? Left

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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