- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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