- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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