- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

a. why? b. because I wanted

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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