Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A man did not like this site

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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