- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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