This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Heskey time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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