How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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