Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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