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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Jesus Christ

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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