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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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