how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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360 NO SCOPE

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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