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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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