- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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