How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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