What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Justin Bieber

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Anti Joke

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