whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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