- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What is your name? My name is Jeff

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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