- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Gay rights.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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