what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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i like turtles

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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