Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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