- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Cripples are lame.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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