- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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