What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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bite me

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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