There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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