What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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