Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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