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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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