- Anti Joke

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Andoni was here

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.