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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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