what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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