- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Gretta has five legs? -no

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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