I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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