- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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