- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*