What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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