- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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