- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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