- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats the stage after cancer? you die

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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