Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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