- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

women's rights.

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