why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

women's rights.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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