What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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