- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

guess what? bannanas

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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