go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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