Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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