- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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