- Anti Joke

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.