- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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