- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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