My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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