- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A American seeking into mexico

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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