How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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