- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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