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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

women's rights

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi