- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

There's my tractor.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Detroit has a low crime rate

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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