Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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