- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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