- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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