- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

No antijoke here.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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