- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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