- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Robin get in the batmobile!

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

roses are red poo is poo

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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