- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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