- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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