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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

antonio has a penis head.lol

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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