- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I have an idea! You leave.

i'm hard

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

womans having rights.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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