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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

If life gives you lemonade.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Jack Stevens

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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