- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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