Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

batman farted so hes retarded

12 niqqa 12.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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