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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Knock knock... Home invasion

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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