What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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