- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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