- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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