- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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